Front: 'What is the difference between a refrigerator and a terrorist's daughter?'
Inside: 'The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!'
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Hi Neil! We just received the shipment and I’m reading a few of your cards… they're hilarious! We’ll sell tons of them!
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