The World's #1
Adult Greeting Cards!


(from NICE to NASTY).
 

Our Lowest Pricing...
EVER!

Holy $hit!

We ship
WORLDWIDE
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Online Ordering is
Easy, Fun and

SECURE!

 

Front: 'What IS the difference between c*m and mayonnaise?'

Inside: 'Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of your throat at 30 miles an hour!'

Note: the security watermark you see on the NeilsNotes within this website will not appear on your original NeilsNotes when they arrive in the mail. And by purchasing from this website you testify that you are of the ‘Age of Majority’ in your area (18+ in some areas, 21+ in others).

See ‘Legal’ elsewhere within this website for clarity.

#374 - C*m vs Mayo

$3.95 Regular Price
$1.00Sale Price
  • NeilsNotes measure a HUGE (as opposed to small) 5.5” x 8.5”. Our competitor’s cards suck, they’re lame, they’re NOT funny and are so small you couldn’t wipe a chipmunk’s a** with them (with a NeilsNotes you COULD!). NeilsNotes are printed on heavy gloss stock and contain REAL ‘Adult Content’, and comes with our own product-branded envelope (in fluorescent yellow… ZAZZY!!!). So know that when you’re buying a NeilsNotes for someone you love (could get you laid) or hate (could get you hurt!), that YOU are buying The #1 Adult Greeting Card(s)… IN THE WORLD!

Testimonials
 

‘These are absolutely the WORST cards in the BEST way. Our Customers love them!’

           Kristen –  ON.

 

‘A Customer came in one day and bought 11 NeilsNotes at once!’

            Corey - SK.

 

‘Neil: these are freakin' hilarious! My fave is the Pap Smear card - still laughing! Great addition to the store! Thanks for finding us!’

            Joan - BC.

 

‘I must tell you what an amazing reaction that I get from them by the laughter that comes from your racks!

Your cards bring a type of relief to people’s days. As long as I have a store, and your great cards are available, they will have a spot to shine… THANK YOU!'

            Bill - MI.

 

‘Love the Cards Love The Reactions to Them…Love Working with Neil. All around a Great Thing! Thx. Neil'!

            Corinne - BC.

 

‘(I’ve just received and…) I’m opening the cards now… they are HILARIOUS! Thanks!’

            Linda - BC.


‘The funniest I have ever seen, absolutely brilliant! The cards are as twisted as I had hoped. We will be

re-ordering. It’s been a pleasure dealing with you, also excellent friendly follow-up service on top of a great

product! Thank you very much!’

            Simon – AU.


Hi Neil! We just received the shipment and I’m reading a few of your cards… they're hilarious! We’ll sell tons of them!
            Caitlin – ON.



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Neil