Front: 'Mmmm...remember that last hug we had?'
Inside: 'Well...that was our last hug. Good-bye.'
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‘Neil: these are freakin' hilarious! My fave is the Pap Smear card - still laughing! Great addition to the store! Thanks for finding us!’
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Your cards bring a type of relief to people’s days. As long as I have a store, and your great cards are available, they will have a spot to shine… THANK YOU!'
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‘(I’ve just received and…) I’m opening the cards now… they are HILARIOUS! Thanks!’
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‘The funniest I have ever seen, absolutely brilliant! The cards are as twisted as I had hoped. We will be
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Hi Neil! We just received the shipment and I’m reading a few of your cards… they're hilarious! We’ll sell tons of them!
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