Inside: 'Mmmrrpphhh...CORN? When did you have corn?!'
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#276 - Mmmrrpphhh... Corn?!
- NeilsNotes measure a HUGE (as opposed to small) 5.5” x 8.5”. Our competitor’s cards suck, they’re lame, they’re NOT funny and are so small you couldn’t wipe a chipmunk’s a** with them (with a NeilsNotes you COULD!). NeilsNotes are printed on heavy gloss stock and contain REAL ‘Adult Content’, and comes with our own product-branded envelope (in fluorescent yellow… ZAZZY!!!). So know that when you’re buying a NeilsNotes for someone you love (could get you laid) or hate (could get you hurt!), that YOU are buying The #1 Adult Greeting Card(s)… IN THE WORLD!