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Front: 'Wish you were here'

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#255 - Wish You Were Here

$3.95 Regular Price
$2.00Sale Price


    ‘These are absolutely the WORST cards in the BEST way. Our Customers love them!’

               Kristen –  ON.


    ‘A Customer came in one day and bought 11 NeilsNotes at once!’

                Corey - SK.


    ‘Neil: these are freakin' hilarious! My fave is the Pap Smear card - still laughing! Great addition to the store! Thanks for finding us!’

                Joan - BC.


    ‘I must tell you what an amazing reaction that I get from them by the laughter that comes from your racks!