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Hey everyone... we're backkkk! And I'm lovin' our latest version of NeilsNotes.com
We're Bigger n' Better than ever before.
NOW selling DIRECT to the PUBLIC (yeah... that's YOU!) for BELOW WHOLESALE!
Seriously... cards that were previously $3.95 now for as little as $1.00... eye iz Krazy!
We ship WORLDWIDE, and remember... NeilsNotes also make the perfect ANONYMOUS gift!!!
OLD NeilsNEWS: unlike our competitors (... snicker) NeilsNotes DON'T SUCK!
THIS is the page to check in for the LATEST NeilsNEWS. Here we will list NEW RELEASES (new cards and other products), emails from fans (or enemies = Zzzzzz!), and answer your questions (need relationship advice?).
We could even post videos you've sent in (please be outrageous and semi-indecent).
As before with previous websites, I'll try to keep up with the mail, but no guarantees. Thank you for writing, participating and taking my cards in the light in which they are intended... to be 'out there!' And should you take offence... GREAT! My work here is done.
So help spread the word. Tell your friends. Buy some of The World's #1 Adult Greeting Cards TODAY and Enjoy the NEW NeilsNotes.com