NeilsNEWS!(blog)
Check in here for the latest and greatest news (product releases), ponderings, fan/hate mail and random... WTF-ever.
9.24.13
Hey everyone... we're backkkk! And I'm lovin' our latest version of NeilsNotes.com
We're Bigger n' Better than ever before.
NOW selling DIRECT to the PUBLIC (yeah... that's YOU!) for BELOW WHOLESALE!
Seriously... cards that were previously $3.95 now for as little as $1.00... eye iz Krazy!
We ship WORLDWIDE, and remember... NeilsNotes also make the perfect ANONYMOUS gift!!!
OLD NeilsNEWS: unlike our competitors (... snicker) NeilsNotes DON'T SUCK!
THIS is the page to check in for the LATEST NeilsNEWS. Here we will list NEW RELEASES (new cards and other products), emails from fans (or enemies = Zzzzzz!), and answer your questions (need relationship advice?).
We could even post videos you've sent in (please be outrageous and semi-indecent).
As before with previous websites, I'll try to keep up with the mail, but no guarantees. Thank you for writing, participating and taking my cards in the light in which they are intended... to be 'out there!' And should you take offence... GREAT! My work here is done.
So help spread the word. Tell your friends. Buy some of The World's #1 Adult Greeting Cards TODAY and Enjoy the NEW NeilsNotes.com
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Testimonials
‘These are absolutely the WORST cards in the BEST way. Our Customers love them!’
Kristen – ON.
‘A Customer came in one day and bought 11 NeilsNotes at once!’
Corey - SK.
‘Neil: these are freakin' hilarious! My fave is the Pap Smear card - still laughing! Great addition to the store! Thanks for finding us!’
Joan - BC.
‘I must tell you what an amazing reaction that I get from them by the laughter that comes from your racks!
Your cards bring a type of relief to people’s days. As long as I have a store, and your great cards are available, they will have a spot to shine… THANK YOU!'
Bill - MI.
‘Love the Cards Love The Reactions to Them…Love Working with Neil. All around a Great Thing! Thx. Neil'!
Corinne - BC.
‘(I’ve just received and…) I’m opening the cards now… they are HILARIOUS! Thanks!’
Linda - BC.
‘The funniest I have ever seen, absolutely brilliant! The cards are as twisted as I had hoped. We will be
re-ordering. It’s been a pleasure dealing with you, also excellent friendly follow-up service on top of a great
product! Thank you very much!’
Simon – AU.
Hi Neil! We just received the shipment and I’m reading a few of your cards… they're hilarious! We’ll sell tons of them!
Caitlin – ON.
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Thank you. - Neil