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1. Submit: a testimonial or suggest a NeilsNotes (and PLEASE...
keep it dirty!).
2. Send fan/hate mail (NOTE: while negative emails may appear on my website, I'll more likely print it out and wipe my a** with it). Be 'creative'... be 'daring' (like your sister on prom night!)
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‘These are absolutely the WORST cards in the BEST way. Our Customers love them!’
Kristen – ON.
‘A Customer came in one day and bought 11 NeilsNotes at once!’
Corey - SK.
‘Neil: these are freakin' hilarious! My fave is the Pap Smear card - still laughing! Great addition to the store! Thanks for finding us!’
Joan - BC.
‘I must tell you what an amazing reaction that I get from them by the laughter that comes from your racks!
Your cards bring a type of relief to people’s days. As long as I have a store, and your great cards are available, they will have a spot to shine… THANK YOU!'
Bill - MI.
‘Love the Cards Love The Reactions to Them…Love Working with Neil. All around a Great Thing! Thx. Neil'!
Corinne - BC.
‘(I’ve just received and…) I’m opening the cards now… they are HILARIOUS! Thanks!’
Linda - BC.
‘The funniest I have ever seen, absolutely brilliant! The cards are as twisted as I had hoped. We will be
re-ordering. It’s been a pleasure dealing with you, also excellent friendly follow-up service on top of a great
product! Thank you very much!’
Simon – AU.
Hi Neil! We just received the shipment and I’m reading a few of your cards… they're hilarious! We’ll sell tons of them!
Caitlin – ON.
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Thank you. - Neil